Virgo, the Virgin, is the sixth sign of the
Zodiac, representing a systematic approach towards existential concerns
and a pair of legs you couldn't get apart with a pry bar.
Virgos like a structured life, attempting
through service to make a significant contribution to the world
and generally being a major pain in the ass with all their high
and mighty busy-bodiness.
Very secretive, Virgos are quite particular
about what they reveal and what they conceal, as well as when and
how they do it, which is rather ironic considering how little the
rest of us could care about their dull, grey lives.
The main focus of the Virgo is analyzing,
solving, assessing and otherwise squeezing all the joy out of everyday
life. This is not to say that Virgos do not enjoy spontaneity or
improvisation, just that they want to put it on their schedule,
say, sometime between flossing and tweezing.
Those born under this sign tend to take things
literally, meaning not a goddamn one of them reading this is laughing
right now.
Often expected to be prudish and repressed,
Virgos are not at all above expressing themselves and their desires
with occasional abandon, though this usually involves nothing more
risque than switching to whole from 2% lowfat.
Given all this, is it any wonder why they’re
still virgins?
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