Taurus, the Bull, is the second sign of the
Zodiac, representing growth and development.
Taurus symbolizes the nurturing aspects of
the ego- caring, managing, forcing total strangers to finish their
vegetables . . .
Taurus is deeply involved with the material
world; feeling secure and having possessions are vital to its existence
-the kind of people you see with forty beanie-babies littering the
rear window of their car.
Taureans have a great interest in all physical
matters, from sports to food to sex (I’ve one humping my leg right
now), but they are not slaves to this drive and, enjoying periods
of repose, can often be found face down in the park.
Taureans are excellent planners and contemplators,
carefully mapping out numerous strategies for everything from the
family vacation to crossing the street, but, in biding their time
to take action, said folks are also likely to procrastinate, staring
duly at the milk carton for hours before pouring it over their cereal.
Taureans enjoy being part of the team but
also insist on retaining their autonomy, meaning they may wear the
jersey but they’ll make their own decision as to which way to run
the ball -and god help you if you get in their way.
Taureans are often accused of selfishness,
bullheadedness, and egotism. Basically they're just a bunch of pushy
bastards.
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