Sagittarius, the Archer, is the ninth sign
of the Zodiac, representing expansive optimism, an ever-growing
life philosophy, and a casual attitude regarding road apples on
the carpet.
Sagittarius is depicted as a centaur: half-man,
half-horse and all laughs, cantering about the ballroom of life
spitting the hapless with mischievously aimed arrows.
Sagittarians have strong ethics when it comes
to beliefs and honesty of intentions, both in themselves and others,
but said beliefs and intentions are not necessarily what you might
expect, leading some born under the sign to insist, for example,
that everyone shoplift.
Having a positive outlook on life, Sagittarians
can get too caught up in disputes over their idealistic opinions,
and are capable of chuckling good-naturedly as they crack your ribs
for disagreeing with them.
Sagittarians are eternal students and spend
their lives seeking to learn more, ditching on Fridays and occasionally
firing spitballs at the backs of other people’s heads.
Born under the sign of the Centaur, Sagittarians
are particularly interested in nature and animals, forever carrying
twigs and dirt about in their pants pockets and having questionable
relations with creatures of all kinds.
Many Sagittarians go as far as rejecting
society’s values and can sometimes be seen dressed in rags, mumbling
incoherently to themselves, and collecting bright bits of glass
along the side of the highway.
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