Pisces, the Fish, is the twelfth and last
of the Zodiac signs (phew!), representing the merging of the soul
with the cosmos and symbolizing a deep belief in the highest powers
of the universe, dude.
Swimming freely in the cosmic ocean, the
twin fish represent fellowship, an ability to partake in the hidden
mystery of things and slimy, writhing funkiness.
Pisces are not known for their practicality
and those born under this sign are often considered dreamers or,
more honestly, dunderheads; spacey wanderers who wave their fingers
in the air and use words like ‘existential’ and ‘cosmos’ when speaking
about anything they don’t understand.
Pisces are generally easy to catch, hitting
almost any bait, and can be delicious when breaded and pan-fried.
Typically, Pisces are easy about sharing
material possessions, particularly yours, and enjoy close partnerships
more than most; often screwing their way back and forth across the
continent.
Extreme sensitivity can make it difficult
for a Pisces to have a social life and it isn’t uncommon to find
them weeping uncontrollably in front of a particularly insensitive
ATM machine.
Pisces are usually blessed with excellent
memories, perhaps because of their impressionability, and, thus,
will never let you live down a goddamned thing.
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