Leo, the Lion, is the fifth sign of the Zodiac,
representing radiant creativity, ambition, and a taste for raw lamb.
Swollen with natural self-confidence, Leos
like to lead, expecting others to automatically fall in line out
of deference, making those born under the sign most likely to be
fragged by their own men.
Leos thoroughly enjoy making their presence
known via a grand gesture, such as unnecessarily taking on most
of a burden or gallantly fetching a maiden’s panties from their
teeth. Their big hearted steadfastness does not go unnoticed by
those around them who do tend to wish, however, that they’d stop
being such bloody blow-hards and just sit the hell down for once.
Leos don’t like meanness or pettiness and
will generally disregard those things they consider to be beneath
their notice, such as anyone else’s reflection in the mirror.
They have a strong sense of honor, considering
their given word to be law, and will generally pay off all debts
even if it means their own children will go without while they shuffle
dutifully down to the bookie.
A Leo’s faithfulness is legendary; their
defense of family, friend, or that last bottle of stout at the back
of the fridge remains unswerving even in the face of humiliating
defeat.
Leos love to be admired, not just for their
physical appearance but also for their actions, and being placed
upon a pedestal by others does not bother them in the least, though
they do get awfully whiney if you don’t help them back down once
it starts getting dark.
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