Gemini, the Twins, is (are?) the third sign
of the Zodiac, representing quickness of thought and facile communication
–the type of person who blurts out the first goddamn thing that
comes into their heads.
Gemini is the first double-sign, after the
golden arches, and this indicates the Gemini’s need for a partner
as well as a capacity for sudden reversals of direction -often necessitating
a need for a new partner.
Though outspoken, Gemini are not as much
rebellious as they are reveling in their own individuality, much
like a dog rolling in its own excreta.
As with adolescents, Gemini are attracted
to excitement and change (as well as bills of all denominations),
and bore easily, generally preferring to go and hunt up some fun
as opposed to staying home and greasing the cat –and who can blame
them?
Few things please the Gemini more than stirring
up trouble with their friends, trouble for the Gemini meaning adventure,
daring, innovation, or maybe just the good, wholesome fun of nailing
grandma to a fencepost.
Those born under this sign typically have
nervous energy to burn and, instead of driving, can sometimes be
seen vibrating to work.
Gemini are often accused of being fickle
or even superficial and, my god, who’d hang out with one?
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