Aquarius, the Water Bearer is the eleventh
sign of the Zodiac, representing advanced thought and acceptance
as well as wrinkled fingers and damp socks.
The Water Bearer, it is said, brings us truth
and wisdom of which we can all partake, but keeps the corn-nuts
for itself.
Those born under this sign are often known
for their idiosyncratic behavior. Regulating said behavior is difficult,
second-guessing them impossible; a heavy wrench upside the back
of their noggin is about your only choice.
Approaching the world with open arms, Aquarians
are often baffled by rejection and have been known to respond with
gunfire.
Aquarians value high-ideals and scientific
truths, striving to maintain objectivity. Because of this, Aquarians
often seem cold and unemotional but, once you get to know them,
you’ll find that their aloofness is far preferable to their familiarity.
Aquarians need much latitude to exercise
their imagination and should be granted it for, with enough rope,
they are bound to eventually hang themselves.
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